Joke

Duniya ke 5 sch
1-aap apne sabhi danto ko apne toung se nai chu skte.


2-sabhi bewkuf ye sun kr waisa krte hai

3-ab aap muskura rahe hai bkoz aap bewkuf bn gaye hai

4-ab aap is msg ko kisi ko frwad krne ki soch rahe hai

5-kyoki aap akele bewkuf nai Banana chahte hai.

Joke

Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?
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Koi Jaldi nhi Hai
Mehsus karke Bata Dena!

Santa Banta Joke

Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De

Joke

Babaji ka MELA laga hai haridwar me.

Prashad me Recharge coupon diye jayenge.

Kisi or ko mat batana
ye sms sirf selected bhikhariyon ko bheja ja raha hai,

Joke

Banta dairy likh raha tha

"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami"

Santa Banta Joke

Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

Santa Banta Joke

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai

Santa Banta Joke

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..

aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain...:p

Husband Wife Joke

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....... =D =))

Girlfriend Joke

Paise wala aadmi: aaj mere paas

14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain.

Tumhare paas kya hai?
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Gharib aadmi: mere paas 1 beta hai,

jiski girlfriend teri beti hai.. =P =D

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Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo acha lage....:p

Joke

Darna hai to Aahat dekho.

Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.

Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.

Aur hasna hai to

Shisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge

Santa Banta Joke

SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK
Hai.... :p

Santa Banta Joke

Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy
K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski
Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo
Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

Santa Banta Joke

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

Joke

Humko yun Pagal banana chod do.

Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do.

Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar.

ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.

Joke

RJ: Suno

Aarohi: kya ?
RJ: tere
pyar me ho gaya me vella
mein
tera edward tu meri bella. .
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Aarohi: Bc

Joke

'Chennai Express' 9 August ko aa
rhi
hai. .
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Kahan gye woh naxali jo patriyaan

Joke

7 Sachchai Duniya Ki...

1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Sakte.!

2)Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte.!

3)Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chhu Sakti.!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge.!

5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Qki Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai.!

6) Aap Has Rahe Ho Qki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho.!

Santa Banta Joke

anta K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone
Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko
Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... :p

Joke

'SACH KA SAMNA'
Jawab sirf HAA ya NAA me dena hai.
Aapke liye 1 sawal:-
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Kya Aapne Bhikhari ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya? Himmt hai to reply karo.

Joke

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

Joke

1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..

Santa Banta Joke

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

Joke

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..

Santa Banta Joke

Santa 'suicide' nhi
krne ka
speech de
rha tha.

Santa-
"Suicide nhi
krna chahiye.
Suicide darpok, busdhil,
kaayar log
krte hai...
Suicide krne
se toh acha
hai ki aap
zeher kha lo..."

Joke

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen, unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Joke

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
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Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat


Garib ko Gaddi


Kutte ko Haddi

aur Nange ko chaddi.

Haso mat.

Pasand ho bas

Joke

Main rah dekh kar thak gaya apka 1 sms bhi nahi aata socha main hi kyun sms kar lu kyunki hum tumse pyaar karte hai aur tum to sirf paise se pyaar karte ho sale kanjush......

Husband Wife Joke

A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga .....
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..
Its a trap!! Its a trap!!
Kutte ki maut Marega saale..
Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho?n
Man: Our wedding DVD!!

Joke

Aaj international Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo apki nazar me Smart hai.
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Imandari se bhejna
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Meri tarah "MAZAK" mat karna.

Santa Banta Joke

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

Joke

Jo dil me hai usko jataye rahna, jise chahte ho usko bataye rahna. Nahi to, nahi to, nahi to kya? Nahi to uski shadi me tent aur kursi sajate rahna.

Santa Banta Joke

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

Santa Banta Joke

Santa ko neat whisky peeta dekh ek aadmi bola:
"aapne daru mein paani nahi milaya?"

Santa: "Abey main Santa hun; itna paani toh hamare mooh mein daru ko dekhte hi aa jaata hai!" X_X =))

Joke

Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno
.Zindgi me kabhi bhi ..
Dettol Se Mat Nahana
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Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai.
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi
Chahte.!.!

Joke

3 Gadhey Zoo Se Farar Hogae 1st TV Dekh Raha Hy 2nd FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy 3rd Nhi TUM Nhi Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho? Wo Mil Nhi Rha!

Santa Banta Joke

Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?

Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat

Joke

Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya..

BANK me jake So Gya.

Q?

Usne Board Par Padha >

Yaha SONE par LOAN milta H

Joke

Sabhi engineers ko Infom kiya jata hai ki wo apne results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhadu
wipar etc..
Chupa de..
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Nahi to Result kharab aaya to khamakha padosiyo ko free Action Drama dekhne ko mil jayega... :p

Husband Wife Joke

Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai
Batao Main Kya Karun?

Banta: Karna Kya Hai,
2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

Boyfriend Joke

Boy- Hey Subscribe, Share & Comment on my video on YouTube.

Girl- I have Boyfriend.

Boy- Haan toh usko bhi bol.

Teacher Joke

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Joke

Aasman jitna Neela hai Wah wah Sunflower jitna peela hai.. Wah wah Pani jitna geela hai Wah wah Tumhare dimag ka NUT utna hi dheela hai

Boyfriend Joke

Meanwhile in a queue at ATM she looked in his eyes. She: I don't have a boyfriend.
He: Tu kuch bhi Kar le, line me agge nahi Jane dunga

Santa Banta Joke

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.\=D/ :p

Husband Wife Joke

Recent Railway Budget's Effect on Santa:
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Santa:" Berth bhi confirm ho gya, char Stetion bhi gujar gye...

Wife kab milegi TT Saab.. ??

TT:" Ghochu! Wife nahi, Train mein Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai.

Joke

Ek dog naye mohalle me jata hai..
dog1-mai yaha naya aaya hu mujhe yaha k boss se milna.
dog2-s$shhhh......!
BOSS msg padh rahe hai..
@7

Santa Banta Joke

Santa ne aaj uske sare purane records tod diye...
Fade joke ahead.. .
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Boss:"Where were you born...??
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Santa:"Punjab..
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Boss:"which part ??
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Santa:"Kya which part ??

Whole body born in Punjab...:p

Office Joke

Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Bhagwan Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
Naukari Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho!

Santa Banta Joke

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

Joke

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha.

Joke

Santa calls Just Dial.....
santa - Sheela kaunse dance bar mein milegi.
JustDial - Sir aapke cell par sms chala gaya.
usme aap k sawal ka jawab hai .
Santa - Kaunse cell par.
JustDial - Wahi jo registeredhai 9450XXXXXX.
Santa - Oh teri wo phone to abhi meri biwi ke pass hai.
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Justdial - Sir, just dial mein call karne ke liye sukriya.
Aap zinda bache to fir baat hogi.

Joke

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai