He:Har kutte ka din aata hai
Feminist: Male Chauvinist! Kutti ka kyu nahi?
H:Har kutti ka din aata h
F: Kutti kisse bola?Respect Women
Husband Wife Joke
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By ROOP CHAND & SONS.
Kolkata
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By ROOP CHAND & SONS.
Kolkata
Santa Banta Joke
santa 2 shopkeeper
santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
hai
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de...
santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
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Joke
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Santa Banta Joke
santa sucide bcoze he could not understand why his sister has two brothe nd he has only one.
Joke
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
Joke
Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!
Joke
7 Sur Jisme Aap Chhupe Ho . . .
1. Saa
2. Re
3. Ga
4. Maa
5. Paa
6. Dha
7. Nee
8. Saa
Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf
3 Aur 6 Ko Padho...
1. Saa
2. Re
3. Ga
4. Maa
5. Paa
6. Dha
7. Nee
8. Saa
Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf
3 Aur 6 Ko Padho...
Joke
Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Joke
thandi-2 hawa chali,
wah-2
thandi-2 hawa chali,
mausam hua suhana,
BANDAR bhi sms padh rah hai,
EDUCATED hua zmana
wah-2
thandi-2 hawa chali,
mausam hua suhana,
BANDAR bhi sms padh rah hai,
EDUCATED hua zmana
Joke
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Joke
Accha ek baat batao:- Ghadha Tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai?
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....
Joke
Jb se mobile me hanuman chalisha download ki hai, tb se aapke msg aane band ho gye hain...sach hai ki
'Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..."
'Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..."
Santa Banta Joke
Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!
Santa Banta Joke
Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Saktahai..
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"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Saktahai..
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"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.
Joke
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
Joke
Har desh ki ek sarhad huti hai . . . .bache ki bhe ek zid hoti hai. . . . Aur kitna intezaar karo tere sms ka kanjusi ki bhi koi had huti hai
Joke
Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?
COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I'm Smart & You're Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?
COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I'm Smart & You're Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...
Santa Banta Joke
Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..
Hahahaha.
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..
Hahahaha.
Santa Banta Joke
Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
xD
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
xD
Joke
Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye,
kaise?
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Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha
aur CAARTOON banana tha
Humne Puri Sheet pe aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye,
kaise?
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Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha
aur CAARTOON banana tha
Santa Banta Joke
3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
Santa Banta Joke
Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega?
Santa Banta Joke
Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum?? Santa:Tum Koun Ho? Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun. Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.
Joke
Na Dil ko behlane ke liye,
Na ghar me sajane ke liye.
Bas aapki ek tasweer chahiye,
Apne khet se "Kauve" bhagane ke
liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrr..!
Na ghar me sajane ke liye.
Bas aapki ek tasweer chahiye,
Apne khet se "Kauve" bhagane ke
liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrr..!
Santa Banta Joke
3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi...
Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
Banta: Bajra
Inspector: Wrong Food
Arrest him
Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?
Banta's relative: Rice
Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho
Arrest him too
Santa ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le...
Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
Banta: Bajra
Inspector: Wrong Food
Arrest him
Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?
Banta's relative: Rice
Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho
Arrest him too
Santa ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le...
Joke
Shiv aur paruati
kabhi computer nahi sikh paya....
Batao kyo?
Kyuki!
Kyoki Ganeshji bar bar mouse leke bhag jate the !
kabhi computer nahi sikh paya....
Batao kyo?
Kyuki!
Kyoki Ganeshji bar bar mouse leke bhag jate the !
Joke
Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum
Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum
Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakas ho tum
Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum
Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum
Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakas ho tum
Husband Wife Joke
Santa's wife:"Agar DUNIYA mein aurat na hoti
to tumhare pant ke button kaun takta..???
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Santa:"yadi duniya mein aurat na hoti to pant
pehnne ki jarurat hi kya thi..???
to tumhare pant ke button kaun takta..???
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Santa:"yadi duniya mein aurat na hoti to pant
pehnne ki jarurat hi kya thi..???
Joke
Washing pwdr nirma
Washing pwdr nirma
Dudh c safedi nirma se aye..
Rangin kapda b khil khil jaye.
Sabhki pasand nirma..
Paglo ko kuch b bhej do padte jarur ho.
Washing pwdr nirma
Dudh c safedi nirma se aye..
Rangin kapda b khil khil jaye.
Sabhki pasand nirma..
Paglo ko kuch b bhej do padte jarur ho.
Santa Banta Joke
Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
Joke
Tbyt thik nhi thi Tantrik ko dikhaya , usne kaha 2m par bhoot ka saya h kisi papi ko sms kro thik ho jaoge,
sms krte hi achcha feel ho rha h.
sms krte hi achcha feel ho rha h.
Santa Banta Joke
Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!"
=D :p =)
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!"
=D :p =)
Joke
"Thandi hai "Coffee" garam kar lo,
"Is pathar "Dil" ko thoda naram kar lo,
"Tumahre hote hue kisi or k "msg" aa rhe h, "Thodi si to "Sharam" kar lo.G.m.
"Is pathar "Dil" ko thoda naram kar lo,
"Tumahre hote hue kisi or k "msg" aa rhe h, "Thodi si to "Sharam" kar lo.G.m.
Joke
Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..
Santa Banta Joke
Boss-apki shadi
ho gayi?
Santa-Haanji,1ladki
se huyi he
Boss-Shaadi to ladki se
hi hoti he
Santa-Naa ji
meri behan ki to
ladke Se huyi he...:p
ho gayi?
Santa-Haanji,1ladki
se huyi he
Boss-Shaadi to ladki se
hi hoti he
Santa-Naa ji
meri behan ki to
ladke Se huyi he...:p
Santa Banta Joke
Train mein warning likhi thi :- Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri "Hoshiyaar."
Santa :- Waah BC, toh jisne ticket li woh "Chutiye"??:p =)) X_X
Santa :- Waah BC, toh jisne ticket li woh "Chutiye"??:p =)) X_X
Joke
Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Joke
Beti-Me padosi se pyar krti hu aur me uske sath bhag rhi hu
Bap-paise aur time 2no bach gye
Beti-me leter pdh rhi hu,jo mummy rakh k gyi he.
Bap-paise aur time 2no bach gye
Beti-me leter pdh rhi hu,jo mummy rakh k gyi he.
Santa Banta Joke
SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"
Joke
Ek pagl tha
Itna pagl tha,
Bilkul pagl tha,
Jabardast pagl tha,
Bahut khatarnak pagl tha,
Lekin Aap mat ghabrao
Aapke samne to wo kuch b nhi tha.
Itna pagl tha,
Bilkul pagl tha,
Jabardast pagl tha,
Bahut khatarnak pagl tha,
Lekin Aap mat ghabrao
Aapke samne to wo kuch b nhi tha.
Joke
adhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai -
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
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Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
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Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha...
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
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Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
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Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha...
Santa Banta Joke
Santa-tu mirror k saamne baith kr q pad rha hai...
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Banta- iske 3 reason hain....
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1. saath mein revision ho jaati hai
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2. khud pr nazar rhti hai
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3. padne k lie company mil jati hai
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Banta- iske 3 reason hain....
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1. saath mein revision ho jaati hai
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2. khud pr nazar rhti hai
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3. padne k lie company mil jati hai
Santa Banta Joke
!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
Santa Banta Joke
Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm"
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm"
Joke
Apki Kahani Meri Jubani :-
Apke pas dimag hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai,
Aap smart ho,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.
Aap shareef ho,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai.
Kaafi izzat hai aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.
Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai,
Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho,
Kya baat hai.
Apke pas dimag hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai,
Aap smart ho,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.
Aap shareef ho,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai.
Kaafi izzat hai aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.
Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai,
Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho,
Kya baat hai.
Joke
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai
Joke
Jab jab barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,jab jab kadka badal teri yaad ayi,jab jab bhiga mein teri yaad ayi,ab raha nahi jata "CHHATRI"lauta de mere bhai.
Joke
God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more......this is call as "Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan.
Joke
Yamraj=Ur Time is Over Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka? Yam=Ha! SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo Katrina=Oh Shit! Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo.
Santa Banta Joke
Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......
Joke
The speed of "Bhai jaldi call kar balance nahi hai" is faster than "Mutualfundsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefully".
Joke
Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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aur
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tisra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai...
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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aur
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tisra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai...
Santa Banta Joke
Santa:" Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me.. ek Saal Lag Jata Hai..
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Banta:" Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me
Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai... :p :/
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Banta:" Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me
Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai... :p :/
Joke
*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*
Husband Wife Joke
Santa Ke 7 Bachhe The Aur Unme se Ek Alag Hi Dikhta Tha
Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachcha Kisi Aur Ka Hai.
Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thi.
Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya.
Jab Uska Akhri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya
Santa : Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai,
Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai ?
Wife : Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata,
Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun...
Santa Dukhi Mann Se : Kya ?
Wife : Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai...
Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachcha Kisi Aur Ka Hai.
Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thi.
Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya.
Jab Uska Akhri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya
Santa : Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai,
Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai ?
Wife : Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata,
Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun...
Santa Dukhi Mann Se : Kya ?
Wife : Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai...
Husband Wife Joke
Bhai ko bhai sE juda kar deti hai
"GF"
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Biwi aur pati ke beech jhagde
paida kar deti hai"GF"
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Gharon me jhagda paida kar deti
hai"GF"
"GF"matlab -"Galat Fehmi"...... jo
is waqt aap ko hui hai! / .
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Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai.......
"GF"
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Biwi aur pati ke beech jhagde
paida kar deti hai"GF"
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Gharon me jhagda paida kar deti
hai"GF"
"GF"matlab -"Galat Fehmi"...... jo
is waqt aap ko hui hai! / .
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Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai.......
Santa Banta Joke
Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: ".....and this is called Energy"
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: ".....and this is called Energy"
Santa Banta Joke
Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini
Joke
Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!
Joke
Arz kiya hai...
Mere kamare me udate hai Badal...
Wah.. Wah..
Mare kamare me udate hai Badal...
Me Bhejta Hu sMs Aur Padhate Hai Pagal...
Mere kamare me udate hai Badal...
Wah.. Wah..
Mare kamare me udate hai Badal...
Me Bhejta Hu sMs Aur Padhate Hai Pagal...
Santa Banta Joke
Santa- Yaar,
Maine Ek Naye Detergent Se
Apna Underwear Dhoya Toh
Woh Chota Ho Gya, Ab Kya Karu? Banta- Simple,
Usi Detergent se Apne Hips Dho
Lo..
Maine Ek Naye Detergent Se
Apna Underwear Dhoya Toh
Woh Chota Ho Gya, Ab Kya Karu? Banta- Simple,
Usi Detergent se Apne Hips Dho
Lo..
Joke
Sms b kmal ki cheej h,
20 nlaykon ko karo,
10 pdte hi nahi,
5 delet kr dete h,
4 ka inbox full hota h.
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h.
Mera msg pdne k liye thnx
20 nlaykon ko karo,
10 pdte hi nahi,
5 delet kr dete h,
4 ka inbox full hota h.
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h.
Mera msg pdne k liye thnx
Santa Banta Joke
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!
Teacher Joke
AIRPORT
par
AIR INDIA
ki
FLIGHT #9
ke
Plane
Ki
SEAT #52
par
Baithe
PASSENGER
K
saath
Mein
Khadi
AIR HOSTESS
K
BOY FRIEND
K
ghar
k
BED ROOM
K
ATTACH
BATHROOM
K
RIGHT
SIDE
WALI
WINDOW
K
SAATH
WALI
GALEE
K
PEHLE
MOD
PAR
MAUJOOD
SCHOOL
KI
CLASS
4th
K
TEACHER
Ke
TABLE
K
SAMNE
WALI
ROW
KI
4th
BENCH
K
SAATH
WALI
BENCH
PAR
BAITHE
HUE
STUDENT
K
BAG
MEIN
PADI
HUI
ENGLISH
KI
BOOK
K
PAGE #57
KI
LINE #10
MEIN
LIKHA
THA
KI
DOOSRON
KA
TIME WASTE
KARNA
BURI BAAT HAI........
Magar mujhe toh mazaa aata hai.....ha ha
par
AIR INDIA
ki
FLIGHT #9
ke
Plane
Ki
SEAT #52
par
Baithe
PASSENGER
K
saath
Mein
Khadi
AIR HOSTESS
K
BOY FRIEND
K
ghar
k
BED ROOM
K
ATTACH
BATHROOM
K
RIGHT
SIDE
WALI
WINDOW
K
SAATH
WALI
GALEE
K
PEHLE
MOD
PAR
MAUJOOD
SCHOOL
KI
CLASS
4th
K
TEACHER
Ke
TABLE
K
SAMNE
WALI
ROW
KI
4th
BENCH
K
SAATH
WALI
BENCH
PAR
BAITHE
HUE
STUDENT
K
BAG
MEIN
PADI
HUI
ENGLISH
KI
BOOK
K
PAGE #57
KI
LINE #10
MEIN
LIKHA
THA
KI
DOOSRON
KA
TIME WASTE
KARNA
BURI BAAT HAI........
Magar mujhe toh mazaa aata hai.....ha ha
Joke
Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,"
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,"
Joke
Gabar= Are o samba, ye koun log hain jo $m$ ka jawab nehi deta..
Samba= Sardar ye wo khatarnak log hai jo Miss Call karne k bad v balance check karte hain..
Samba= Sardar ye wo khatarnak log hai jo Miss Call karne k bad v balance check karte hain..
Santa Banta Joke
SAnTa k ghar
.
shadi
k 20 saal baad bacha hua
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,Wo udaas ho gaya,.
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2nd sardar:
Yaar udaas kiu ho ?.
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1st Sardar:20 saal baad bacha hua
wo bhi
"CHOTA SA..
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shadi
k 20 saal baad bacha hua
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,Wo udaas ho gaya,.
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2nd sardar:
Yaar udaas kiu ho ?.
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1st Sardar:20 saal baad bacha hua
wo bhi
"CHOTA SA..
Santa Banta Joke
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
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Bnglore aya banglore aya.
Balle Balle
.
'Air Hostess: Hello sir.
B silent
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Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
.
alle alle .
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Bnglore aya banglore aya.
Balle Balle
.
'Air Hostess: Hello sir.
B silent
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.
Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
.
alle alle .
Santa Banta Joke
Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi... :/
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi... :/
Joke
Whatsapp aapke phone ki battry chusta hain.
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Aur Whatsapp Groups aapka khoon
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Aur Whatsapp Groups aapka khoon
Santa Banta Joke
Santa banta joke
Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karogi
Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se , bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se
Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karogi
Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se , bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se
Joke
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
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.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monhpe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monhpe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
Husband Wife Joke
SANTA:
Shimla ja raha hu.......
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA:
Meri bhi le ja yaar.........
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA:
Agar tu Bura na mane
to
use Wapsi me gira du ?
Shimla ja raha hu.......
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA:
Meri bhi le ja yaar.........
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA:
Agar tu Bura na mane
to
use Wapsi me gira du ?
Joke
Chidya ghar se 3 bandar bgag gaye
1 tv dekhta pakda gaya
2ra footbl khelta pakda gaya
jaldi pakdo 3ra yeh sms padh raha hai
1 tv dekhta pakda gaya
2ra footbl khelta pakda gaya
jaldi pakdo 3ra yeh sms padh raha hai
Joke
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
Joke
Ek Dogy subah se sham tak Bhokta rhta tha....BAO.BAO...BAO.BAO...BAO.BAO...BAO.BAO...BAO.BAO...BAO..................Ha bilkul aise hi...
Husband Wife Joke
"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye." xD xP
Kya Thhi?"
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye." xD xP
Joke
1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"
Santa Banta Joke
In Biology practical exam:
Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..
Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!
Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:p :p
Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..
Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!
Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:p :p
Joke
apne roop pr itna gurur na kro ye sb 2 din ki hasti h
aapke chahre pr tb tk masti h
jb tk
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Fair & lovly sasti hai
aapke chahre pr tb tk masti h
jb tk
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Fair & lovly sasti hai
Joke
Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
?
?
?
?
?
Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana...
?
?
?
?
?
Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana...
Santa Banta Joke
Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??
Santa:Tum Koun Ho?
Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.
Santa: Ha.ha..
TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.
1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??
Santa:Tum Koun Ho?
Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.
Santa: Ha.ha..
TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.
Santa Banta Joke
Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
Joke
Dunya buri hosakti h
AAP NAHI
Log bure hosakte h
AAP NAHI
Dunya bewaffa hosakti h
AAP NAHI
Pagal thek hosakte h
AAP NAHI.!!!!!
AAP NAHI
Log bure hosakte h
AAP NAHI
Dunya bewaffa hosakti h
AAP NAHI
Pagal thek hosakte h
AAP NAHI.!!!!!
Joke
Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
Santa Banta Joke
EkdUm jAkkAs:-
Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon firane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "Chutiya"=D =))
Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon firane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "Chutiya"=D =))
Husband Wife Joke
Santa apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu.
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu.
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