दो लड़कियां आपस में बातें कर रहीं थी।
पहली लड़की: आज के बाद किसी भी लड़के पर विश्वास नहीं करुँगी। सब साले झूठे, धोखेबाज़ और कमीने होते हैं।
दूसरी लड़की: क्यों क्या हुआ? तेरे बॉयफ्रेंड ने तुझे कुछ कहा क्या?
पहली लड़की: नाम मत लो उस झूठे, धोखेबाज़ का। मैं तो आज के बाद उसका मुंह भी नहीं देखूंगी।
दूसरी लड़की ने हैरानी से पूछा: क्यों, ऐसा क्या हो गया? क्या तुमने उसे किसी और लड़की के साथ पकड़ लिया है?
पहली लड़की: अरे नहीं, उसने मुझे मेरे दूसरे बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ देख लिया। जबकि उसने मुझे कल कहा था कि वो कुछ दिनों के लिए शहर से बाहर जा रहा है।
Funny Jokes
Girl's talk jokes
Joke
He:Har kutte ka din aata hai
Feminist: Male Chauvinist! Kutti ka kyu nahi?
H:Har kutti ka din aata h
F: Kutti kisse bola?Respect Women
Feminist: Male Chauvinist! Kutti ka kyu nahi?
H:Har kutti ka din aata h
F: Kutti kisse bola?Respect Women
Husband Wife Joke
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By ROOP CHAND & SONS.
Kolkata
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By ROOP CHAND & SONS.
Kolkata
Santa Banta Joke
santa 2 shopkeeper
santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de...
santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
hai
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de...
Joke
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Santa Banta Joke
santa sucide bcoze he could not understand why his sister has two brothe nd he has only one.
Joke
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
Joke
Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!
Joke
7 Sur Jisme Aap Chhupe Ho . . .
1. Saa
2. Re
3. Ga
4. Maa
5. Paa
6. Dha
7. Nee
8. Saa
Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf
3 Aur 6 Ko Padho...
1. Saa
2. Re
3. Ga
4. Maa
5. Paa
6. Dha
7. Nee
8. Saa
Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf
3 Aur 6 Ko Padho...
Joke
Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Joke
thandi-2 hawa chali,
wah-2
thandi-2 hawa chali,
mausam hua suhana,
BANDAR bhi sms padh rah hai,
EDUCATED hua zmana
wah-2
thandi-2 hawa chali,
mausam hua suhana,
BANDAR bhi sms padh rah hai,
EDUCATED hua zmana
Joke
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Joke
Accha ek baat batao:- Ghadha Tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai?
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....
Joke
Jb se mobile me hanuman chalisha download ki hai, tb se aapke msg aane band ho gye hain...sach hai ki
'Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..."
'Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..."
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