Santa Banta Joke

anta K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone
Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko
Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... :p